The New York Post Page Six ran a big piece with lots of juicy details about the upcoming Sex And The City movie, with a huge “spoiler alert” warning.   Even so, the Post was a little sparing in their spoilers – they only kind of teased the spoilers.   If you want the movie really spoiled, keep reading. 

THE POST’S SPOILER:  There’s a moment in the movie when Carrie Bradshaw is lounging in a cliff-top Mexican villa, overlooking the ocean.  She checks for voicemail on her pink Swarovski-encrusted cellphone, and sees there’s a message is from Mr. Big.   Carrie throws her phone off the cliff into the ocean.  THE FULL SPOILER:  Carrie’s motivation:  after catching a donkey show in Tijuana the night before, Mr. Big didn’t seem so big any more.  Carrie rings the room service bell and has Eeyore brought to her room for another round. 

THE POST’S SPOILER:  There are fashion tie-ins with scads of glamorous sponsors including YSL, Oscar, Ferragamo, Zac, Dior, Skyy Vodka, Mercedes-Benz, and Tiffany.  THE FULL SPOILER: Product tie-ins are no surprise because after all, who knows how to whore better than a bunch of whores?   The movie works in several surprise sponsorships, however, including one for AARP’s new Valtrex For Seniors and the first-ever Depends thong, in eleven rambunctious colors. 

THE POST’S SPOILER TEASER:  At least one of the women will grapple with infidelity.  THE FULL SPOILER:  What a shocker!   There’s a skanky ho in the movie!   

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