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Lindsay Lohan: The tough part is discerning where the freckles end and the nipples begin

February 20th, 2008 by Dave Hanson

Astronomers at the Haydn Planetarium, who normally spend their days finding constellations in stars, have dedicated the last two days to finding constellations in Lindsay Lohan’s freckles.  So far they’ve located 600 including the word OBAMAMANIA; the Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo; a Nike swoosh; a profile of Soprano’s star Michael Imperioli; two dodacahedrons; Google Earth outline of Diamond Bar, California; the logo for the Morongo Casino; and (they claim) the words “for a good time call Lindsay at 888 555 0199.” 

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1 response about “Lindsay Lohan: The tough part is discerning where the freckles end and the nipples begin”

  1. Shady DLinz said:
    February 21st, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Dude, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo! I think I shit a little.

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