The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA should get a prize from animal lovers. Over the weekend, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and decided she wanted a puppy in the picture with her.  The heiress waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton started screaming, “I love my puppies!  I want my baby!” - but to no avail. The store had no comment, but a canine actuary who overheard the event seemed relieved.  “Statistically, that puppy would have a better chance of living to adulthood if it was sold to a street-kebob vendor in Tijuana, or to Michael Vick,” said the actuary.   “Paris’s purse for a puppy is like a dark hallway for a co-ed during the first ten minutes of a “Friday the 13^th” movie – you see them go in there and you say ‘adios, cutie.’”       

Times of India

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