Paris Hilton: big feet mean big waves of nausea
March 14th, 2008 by Dave Hanson
Paris Hilton’s feet attracted attention from paparazzi yesterday for all the wrong reasons — they’re nasty as hell, and freaking enormous! Further investigation revealed that the heiress wears an Allen Iverson-worthy Size 11! Maybe that explains the vacant look in her eyes – those flippers are bogarting the blood so her brain doesn’t get any. Good God, those dogs are so ugly the SPCA wouldn’t rescue them — Estelle Getty doesn’t wear plunging necklines and for the same reason, Paris should put on some socks, and keep them on.
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March 16th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Maybe she should plant that nice big foot of hers up your arse for being such a moron. Who are you anyway??? What have you done to focus on another person like that? Tall people have bigger feet. You sound like an imbecile.