Madonna’s Hard Candy isn’t tempting

June 25th, 2008 by Dave Hanson

 

Concert tickets to Madonna’s “Sweet & Sticky” tour are slow, and sales of her CD “Hard Candy” are disappointing.  What a shock!  It’s hard to imagine that people aren’t buying her as a coquette – maybe it’s the AARP tattoo peeking out from the thong line?   Or the vague smell of mothballs emanating from her peek-a-boo bra?  Or maybe it’s the blob of denture glue stuck to her tongue stud?   

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