Sex Lies and Hollywood

As part of her traditional process of sharing way too much personal information in order to promote her new CD, Madonna admitted last week that her husband Guy Ritchie temporarily lost his libido while he was on a new weight loss plan called The Cookie Diet.  

Just a thought – what if his loss of libido had nothing to do with cookies – what if it’s because when the press tries to interview him she interrupts and answers the questions (in an English accent, no less!) and turns the attention on herself while he cringes?  Or that before he met her he directed Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch  (each with a rating of 8.1 on imdb) and since he met her he directed Swept Away (3.6 on imdb).   How about that she’s a combination of venal and venereal that Levitra Extra-Strength couldn’t dent?   If he hadn’t lost his libido already, it’s hard to imagine what, short of arsenic and saltpeter, might have been in those cookies. 

Daily Mail 

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