Using the facts that 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, engaged, has a hit show, and is Britney Spears’s sister, a professor from a leading university has compiled a statistical abstract predicting the arc of her life and career.   Though we don’t have space to print the whole piece, here is an excerpt projecting her life at 30:  “In the year 2022 when she’s 30, projections show that Jamie Lynn will probably have 6 Grammy Awards and 5 Emmys.  She could also have 8 kids by 7 different men, 5 of them husbands (statistically, 2 of her husbands would be barren).  3 of the kids will be conceived during stints in rehab, 1 during the making of the 4^th sex tape that makes it onto the Internet, and 1 conceived by the prison guard she’d later marry.  At 30 she’ll likely become engaged to billionaire socialite and entertainer Kevin Federline, who’ll bring 11 children of his own into the marriage; the couple will live in his octuple-wide trailer.”  

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