Sex Lies and Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan is going to go completely naked in a low budget movie about a nymphomaniac because she wants to be known as a “mature actress.”  Producers only wanted Lindsay to go topless during red-hot sex scenes and were stunned when she volunteered to go full frontal.  Yesterday it was announced that Daniel Radcliffe was going to be naked on Broadway — is there a special on naked child stars this week?  Harry Potter and Herbie Fully Loaded both in their birthday suits – please God don’t let this be the beginning of a trend – America really doesn’t want to see Mayim Bialik and Jonathan Lipnicki in a dinner theater production of “Hair.”  

China Daily

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