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Winehouse hubby wants white horse in big house

March 24th, 2008 by Dave Hanson

 

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, has told fellow prisoners he’s asked the singer to make payments into the bank account of another con who would then pass him heroin.   Oh, Blake, or Blake Fielder, or whatever your name is, that is so impersonal and so not fun and so not Amy.   Bank accounts for drugs in prison???  Why not just do it the old fashioned prison way and have Amy bake a syringe into a cake, or better yet, bake a whole cake where she uses heroin instead of flour!  If they can make clothes out of hemp, then damn it they should be able to make them from heroin too – why not have the missus knit you a heroin sweater that you can shoot up the threads from?  Or use that Grammy money to donate a new wing to the prison, a wing built out of cinderblocks made from heroin, so you can get transferred there and eat and snort and shoot up the entire building – then when you’re done, you’ll be free!    But bank transfers for heroin in prison?   Loosen up, dude.

The Sun

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