Hefner blames bad back on boinking
June 27th, 2008 by Dave Hanson
According to a new report, Hugh Hefner is complaining that he has a bad back, and he blames it on too much sex: “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends,” were his exact words. Oddly, when you compare him to most 82 year olds — who’ve wrecked their spines building canals or taking shrapnel on Iwo Jima – a bad back from nailing centerfolds sounds pretty gay. Overall though, as Viagra worms its way deeper into the fabric of everyday life, it’s only a matter of time until AARP puts out an orthopedic Kama Sutra showing the vertebrae-friendly positions that a guy in a truss with an aching S-4 can do when he’s in bed with his wife who has a sub-standard hip replacement and calcium-deficient bones.
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