Dr. Phil bails out cheerleader-beaters
April 14th, 2008 by Dave Hanson
Employees of the “Dr. Phil” TV show posted bail for a Florida teenager jailed for taking part in a videotaped beating of another teen, a spokeswoman for the show’s host confirmed Saturday. “We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show,” the spokeswoman admitted. “In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines.”
However, a source close to the show claims that Dr. Phil’s staff has no intentions of slowing down their desperate bid for compelling guests. “As we speak, two Associate Producers are digging a tunnel under the wall of San Quentin in hopes of getting Scott Peterson for a fall appearance.” The source added that Osama bin Laden is currently living in a cage in Dr. Phil’s pool cabana, being held until the May Sweeps period begins. “If you think the CIA is going to interview bin Laden before Dr. Phil, you’re sadly mistaken.”
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