Jessica Alba had her baby this weekend and the news has been conspicuously devoid of anything about her baby photos being sold to a magazine for millions of dollars.  Jessica told the Daily News last week that there hadn’t been any offers, and you have to wonder – how lousy does this make her husband Cash Warren feel?   He probably wangled his way into her graces by convincing her he was a big Hollywood presence – now his DNA has rendered a half-Alba bambino valueless.   J.Lo and Marc Anthony got $6 million and people like Sheryl Crow, Nicole Richie, and Christina Aguilera  — all lesser lights than Jessica Alba — have made millions.   Jessica has to be wondering if she should have married Good Luck Chuck co-star Dane Cook or Fantastic Four co-star Michael Chiklis or even James Cameron who created Dark Angel, really anyone other than Mr. Suck-The-Fame-Out-Of-My-Baby Warren.

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