Paris Hilton has dissed her celubutard sisters, and the fur is flying!   When two Las Vegas drive-time DJ’s asked Paris about Kim Kardashian’s rump, Paris said “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” Hilton also badmouthed Jessica Simpson’s double D breasts, saying, “I like how mine is [sic], I don’t like big boobs. I think they’re too … big.”  A spokesman for Kardashian said Kim didn’t want to get in a game of playground name-calling.  The spokesperson went on to say, however, “we should note that Paris’s vagina could be used as a boat slip.   It’s appropriate she’s named Paris because she bakes baguettes in that thing, five at a time.  She hires out her cameltoe at Sturgis as a motorcycle stand.”  The spokesperson want on to wish Paris the best because, “I heard she checked into Cedars yesterday to have some stalagmites removed.” 

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