Sex Lies and Hollywood

According to Tom Cruise, his daughter Suri has taken to accompanying her mom Katie Holmes to luxurious spa treatments where the two get their nails done.  On paper, sounds kind of nice, but Katie should stop and consider something – it just might be a bad sign when your friends are so alienated that your “spa day” has to be with your 2-year-old daughter…  

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The new issue of Star reports that Katie Holmes was recently secluded for three days at Gold Base, the supersecret Scientology compound, where she was put through a grueling schedule that included confession sessions and physically challenging purification processes.  According to a Scientology insider, the routine includes intensive auditing sessions some which have lasted for 36 hours straight in which members are hooked up to a lie-detector-like device called an E-meter.  During the process, the person undergoing the treatment is allowed very little sleep or food.  Tom Cruise believes these exercises will be beneficial to Katie and insists that she do them.    

You know, my wife spent half the year whining about it when I made her go on a 3-day family reunion in a cabin in the Adirondacks – and we had tons of beer and nobody asked a single question.   Honey, you see that?   Maybe you don’t have it so bad after all.   

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Cher has spoken frankly about how she was once “crazy” for Tom Cruise and had a brief relationship with the actor, 16 years her junior, at the start of his career.  Reflecting on their affair, she said it could have been a “great big romance” if things had been different.  In fact, according to a source close to Cher, “She was nuts over Tom.  In fact she wrote the song ‘Half-Beard’ about him.” 

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly splurged $100,000 on daughter Suri’s second birthday party last week. The superstar couple invited close friends and family to an afternoon bash at their Hollywood Hills home, which had been filled with over $17,000 worth of flowers. 

Whew!  It’s so good to see that this whole recession thing is a bunch of hogwash drummed up by the alarmist media.  Once you see a completely average normal American family going about their business as they always have, you realize that life is going on same as ever and there’s no cause for alarm.   

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