Scarlett Johansson refused to go to Cannes to launch Woody Allen’s latest movie after a film studio refused to finance her queenly demands.   The French branch of Warner Brothers had spent weeks negotiating with the actress’s representatives; they offered to pay for flights, a hotel, and limousines, and to arrange for designers to show her gowns and for her to share hair and make-up designers with her co-stars, but Johansson demanded her own exclusive make-up consultant at a cost of $40,000 for four days.  Additionally, while Woody Allen, Penelope Cruz and the rest of the cast were staying in a centrally located hotel to make it easier for them to attend the festival, Johansson insisted on staying at a hotel 30 miles out of town.   

This is yet another example of America being the best at everything – while the French have been accused of being rude, snotty, stuck up and pushy, they rarely follow through; it takes an American movie star to show them how it’s really done! 

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Emma Watson, known to millions as Harry Potter’s pal, has signed on to star in “Napoleon and Betsy” after producers decided that Scarlett Johansson was too old to play the part.   You hear that Scarlett?  Hollywood has spoken.   23 is just too old to get the job done in this town…. 

… look in the mirror — you’re a withered hag ready for the pasture, a doddering , wretched old battle-axe.  Maybe you can get a job at the car show petting the hoods of the electric mobility scooters — other than that, it’s time to hang up your dentures and forget about showbiz.

Telegraph 

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Scarlett Johannson is offering a date on eBay with all proceeds going to Oxfam, a charitable organization devoted to fighting poverty and injustice. One lucky winner will accompany the actress to the June premiere of her new flick He’s Just Not That Into You.  Guys, a warning:  when you’re hitting the Binaca and trimming your ear hair in your feverish excitement about hanging out with Scarlett – She Won’t Be That Into You.  Get ready to watch a lot of texting, message checking, manicure touchups, placemat doodling, unprecedented friendliness to her publicist’s assistant, and “accidental” revealing of the pepper spray in her purse.   

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Scarlett Johansson has often been compared to Marilyn Monroe.  Well, maybe on screen with the right lighting and the right clothes and the right makeup.  But definitely not in real life.  She looks just like any other 22 year old  in shorts and a tank top and wearing a silver ring through her nose and the obligatory tattoo (probably fake).  You can see why these stars need makeup artists and stylists.  Otherwise, they look so ordinary.

Daily Mail

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