According to the website HollywoodTuna.com, rumors are swirling that there’s a sex tape of Jessica Simpson having sex with Nick Lachey.   And according to sources close to the Simpson family, this is just another misguided scheme dreamed up by her supercreepy father-manager Joe Simpson to get her back in the news.   “Remember,” said one source, “this is the same guy who’s gone on record talking with gusto about his daughter’s rack.  And who wanted Tony Romo to dump his sports agent so he could manage him.  Maybe Joe hid in the closet and videotaped them, or maybe there isn’t even a tape, but it’s not a stretch to imagine Joe Simpson doing late night infomercials on Spike TV saying ‘for just $19.95 you can get a tape of my daughter ‘doin’ it Hollywood style.’”   According to another source, “Joe Simpson is also trying to market a live pay-per-view of his daughter Ashlee giving birth.  They’re talking about including a patented BirthCanalCam which will be implanted surgically on the crown of the baby’s head while it’s in the womb.  When the baby emerges, the camera will reveal the face of the father, rock and roller Pete Wentz.” 

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After flopping in the U.S. with a total of $1771 dollars in its opening weekend, Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition has become the #1 blockbuster in the Eastern European nation of the Ukraine, packing theaters around the country.  Anthropologists at Taras Shevchenko Kyiv University in the capitol city of Kiev supposedly blamed the after-effects of Chernobyl for the actress’s popularity. 

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