According to new Bond girl Gemma Arterton, James Bond star Daniel Craig wears stacked heels in the new movie Quantum of Solace.  Gemma, who stands 5’7”, said “Daniel is 5’10” but when they put me in heels I was taller than him and it didn’t look good on screen.”  A source close to the Bond production team admitted that the situation caught producers off guard.  “They’re already thinking of ways to remedy this in the next film,” said the source.  “Technicians are working on giving Bond a telescoping femur that fills with blood and elongates, utilizing the ingenious design features of the boner.  For all of Bond’s exotic paramours, it seems that Aborigines, Amazons, and WNBA players have been conspicuously absent – this will be a way to expand his pool of tarts and get more creepy dick-centric innuendo into the script.” 

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