Sex Lies and Hollywood

Brangelina and the kids are holed up in Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen’s villa on the French Riviera while Brad hunts for a permanent home and Angelina prepares to give birth during the summer.   The couple loves France; according to a source close to the couple, “they’re eager to really live there full time – they love the language, the food, everything.   They’re also anxious to switch over to the French economy because it’s tougher and tougher to buy orphans in bulk with the weak U.S. dollar.”

 New Zealand Herald

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Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday.   A source close to the couple added that “if you’d like to get the couple a gift, you can’t go wrong with an orphan.” 

Star

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Former President Clinton and Brad Pitt met with hundreds of volunteers in New Orleans at the site where a foundation headed by Pitt plans to begin building affordable homes for Hurricane Katrina victims.   Pitt is known for the extensive work he’s been doing in New Orleans over the last year; Clinton admitted that his primary reason for getting involved was that he desperately hoped to see the headline, “Bill and Brad Double-Team Big Easy.”

Seattle Times

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“Julia Roberts held a viewing party at her house for the A Mighty Heart dvd in which Angelina Jolie plays the wife of slain journalist Daniel Pearl, who was killed by terrorists in Pakistan in 2002. When the film was over, she promptly told guests that she could have done a better job in the starring role as Marianne Pearl than Angelina did. Maybe she thought she would have looked better as a person of mixed ethnicity, because you know she would have had no ethical issues with wearing dark makeup for that role:

Julia Roberts invited friends to her new Malibu home to watch the recently released DVD of the film and after sitting through every minute, she gave Angie a resounding two-thumbs-down, reveals a source. “‘I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film,’ Julia announced to her friends. And they loved her reaction,” says the source. “Angelina isn’t exactly the most loved person in Hollywood.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 3, 2007]

The article goes on to say that Julia’s husband Danny Moder worked as a cameraman on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and personally watched Angelina work her magic on the then-married Brad.

“Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad,” says the source. “People on the set called her Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad. Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard. Julia’s definitely on Team Jennifer!”

 Celebitchy.com

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