Britney Spears was in stop-and-go traffic on an LA highway on Saturday night when she slammed into the back of the Nissan in front of her.  Happily she was unhurt in the accident but according to sources close to the performer, she’s now such a bad insurance risk that Geico has said they’ll only carry her policy if she agrees to appear in their commercials as a tradeoff.   Normally Britney is too big a star to do commercials, but the source says she’s desperate to keep her license so you may soon be seeing the following commercial:                                                                                      ANNOUNCER:  Jane Myers is a real Geico customer, not a performer, so we hired Britney Spears to help tell her story.  JANE MYERS:  I only got my license 6 months ago.  BRITNEY SINGS:  Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman.  JANE MYERS: It was the fourth time I’d backed my car into my mom’s.  BRITNEY SINGS: Oops I did it again.    JANE MYERS: My dad was furious!  BRITNEY SINGS:  Hit Me Baby One More Time.  JANE MYERS:   I begged my Geico agent not to drop me as a client, and he said BRITNEY SINGS:  I’m A Slave 4 U.  ANNOUNCER:  Geico.  Real service, real savings.   BRITNEY SINGS: Overprotected… 

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