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Beauty and the buzzkill

March 28th, 2008 by Dave Hanson

 

True story:  Demi Moore has revealed that she keeps her youthful looks by letting leeches suck her blood.   And this after – also true — Vanessa Williams last week admitted that she keeps her skin clear applying urine to it.  Ladies, a tip:  they’re called beauty SECRETS for a reason – you’re not going to win yourself any more male fans if you keep conjuring these kind of associations.   Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima, please, if you make yourself look good by frolicking in raw sewage or bathing in possum entrails, for God’s sake keep it to yourself.   Thank you.  

The Age

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1 response about “Beauty and the buzzkill”

  1. Wayne said:

    Oprah has a leech. Stedman.

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