At this point, Philadelphia has more mystique than Paris

March 5th, 2008 by Dave Hanson

 Paris, a quick thought about sequence:  maybe if you’d done this magazine cover first, then the cabaret act where your dress slid down and exposed your breasts, then the limo ride where your dress slid up and exposed your vagina, then the sex tape, you could have sustained our interest.  But when you do the sex tape first, it takes all the magic out of seeing you scantily clad — kind of like when you have sex with a guy and his frat brothers and his rescued Australian shepherd first, then you become the coquette who doesn’t kiss on a first date.   The expression “ass backwards” might come to mind, but we saw you displaying that position about 4 years ago.   wa!eg.com

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