All Sexed out and nowhere to hide
March 11th, 2008 by Dave Hanson
The Sex and the City movie isn’t due out until May 30 and already newspapers, magazines, TV tabloids and the internet are awash in speculation and chatter about what fashions and shoes Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall will be wearing in the film. And according to informed sources, all the press coverage is having an unexpected effect: heterosexual men in droves are flocking to medical facilities in hopes of finding a way to hibernate, live in suspended animation, or be frozen through the end of June. According to a medical administrator at an unnamed Chicago Institute, “They feel like they’re being tortured at Abu Gay. If straight men can’t find a way to shut off their sense receptors and drown out the mind-numbing shoe-natter, we’re going to have a situation that’ll make Jonestown look like child’s play.”
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