49!
April 11th, 2008 by Dave Hanson
That’s right – 49 days until the Sex and the City movie opens and we can stop hearing about who’s wearing what shoes in the movie and who’s wearing what purse to the opening and whose limo will arrive first at the premiere and for God’s sake we can stop having to think about a bunch of peri-menopausal grassbacks tittering about weiners while the scrotal-soft turkey skin dangling from their chins and arms flaps over their martinis like a “Going Out Of Business” banner. Then, it’s just a matter of hoping the movie tanks so there isn’t a sequel where they Botox their vaginas and talk about how all the men at the assisted living center have pendulous testicles. But we’ll have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Sex and the City
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