Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony says Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz, the father

of Jesus.  ”He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that.”  Why shouldn’t he be happy.  How much does Jesus

make a year and how much does Madonna earn?  What a good deal for the cute model.  His father says Jesus is “not one to

 be impressed with materialistism”  and Madonna seems “like a normal person”.  Right. 

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Madonna is 50 but she knows what she likes.  And she liked the ass of Amber Rose, the model girlfriend of Kanye West.
I guess she decided to see what it felt like.

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The Transformers actress says: ““I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on

the pressures of society.  I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite.

 I would never date a girl who was bisexual because that means they also sleep with men and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

So glad she cleared that up. 

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What was she thinking?  The singer’s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres almost ended in disaster  as her bizarre headgear

almost knocked Ellen out.  The metallic sculpture was so big that Ellen could not get  close to her guest.  I guess Lady

Gaga likes all the attention her crazy outfits get.  Outrageous outfits worked for Cher and Elton John.

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The demo track, Silly Boy, is posted on the net by Rihanna’s rapper pal Kanye West. The song, with guest vocals by

Lady Gaga,, is about a girl who refuses to take back her ex-fella because he didn’t know how to treat her. Sound familiar?

“I said I’m not coming back. You fooled me once but you can’t have that ego turning.
“Just too bad for you, that when you had me. Didn’t know what to do, she’s over you.
’Cause you had a good girl, good girl, girl. That’s a keeper. You had a good girl, good girl but didn’t know how to treat her. ”

I hope Rihanna means this and lets hope Chris Brown got the hint?

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The British comedian had a burning rash after suffering an allergic reaction to chemicals used in the process to bleach all his hair for his film Bruno, in which he plays a gay Austrian fashion reporter.  He needed emergency treatment. He’d heard that all over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community and “Sacha is committed to as much realism as he can muster in his films”.  Unfortunately for the actor ”it quickly turned into a disaster.”

He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide, which is a strong bleaching agent. “It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days. He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation. Crew members found the whole incident hilarious”.  They might have been laughing but Sacha wasn’t.  Realism hurts. 

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“Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron– they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.” 

She’s got a point.   The new Hollywood male stars are all so ”pretty” and they all look the same.   What happened to stars looking like men with bodies that men and women loved.  Remember Marlon Brando (in his prime)  or Kirk Douglas or Burt Lancaster or Paul Newman or Robert Redford or Clint Eastwood or Jack Nicholson.  They weren’t “pretty”.  They looked like men.  They looked like a star. 

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Madonna went for humor rather than glamour with a sci fi/Western barmaid ensemble for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit.  She wore an out by Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton which had a ruffled poofball skirt, thigh high PVC boots and a blue headdress (a scrunchie).  This is what passes for class nowadays.  Anyone remember what real class looks like?  It was Audrey Hepburn.  Instead, we get a joke.  But Madonna achieved what she wanted.  Attention. 

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The former Dallas star, 59, pulled a gun on a former maid after she took too long walking the actress’ dog one evening says a lawsuit.  The lawsuit says the actress “aimed the gun at Maribel Banegas and threatened to kill her, even asking another housekeeper who was in the room to step aside so she could shoot Banegas.  Figuring her “death by shooting” was imminent, Banegas locked herself in another room and called 911. Principal stood outside the door the whole time persisting in her threat to kill the plaintiff.  Banegas couldn’t leave Principal’s Malibu home until law enforcement arrived, she says.”   We are still waiting to hear Victoria Principal’s side of the story.   It seems her “real” life is just as eciting as her “fictional” life on Dallas. 

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The actor, 35,  could be heard swearing, screaming and threatening a colleague after he disturbed a scene on Terminator Salvation.  The recording became an internet hit, spawning a multitude of dance remixes and a flurry of jokes.  Bale said he didn’t think film fans benefited from hearing what went on behind the scenes.  Oh yes we did.  We got a little “real” glimpse of the real person and not the face you give to the public. 

“Hey listen, I did it, it’s in the public space. I take the consequences for it. I’m not hiding from that. I went overboard. I’m not making any excuses, but there is an essential trust and it’s not a tacit one, which is every sound guy says, ‘We are not only not recording, we are not even listening.’ So, well, there goes that.”  Is he kidding?  He thinks the sound guys aren’t listening when they are recording. 

“I’m not making any excuses. I’m not whining. I do stress though, it’s not in anyway a trust that’s there to cover up bad behaviour. It’s not about that. It’s an essential trust that’s needed for creativity. I just don’t think it’s in anyone’s interest to know that much either…. I look at it as old school movie magic and with magic you do not reveal your secrets.”  I guess your secret is out Christian.  You go ballistic for no good reason. 

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